Should it ever come up: In the event that I wind up the victim of violence, on whatever scale, from a fatal mugging to terrorist statistic, I want the following to be known:

I want the person or people responsible to die.

None of this mercy crap for my killers. I don't want to be hanging around in the afterlife with a very surprised look on my face and hear one word about clemency or root causes or "he wouldn't want it this way." Screw that. I do want it that way. Send me my murderer so that we may have words.

Avenge me, people. That's all I'm saying.