What Was I Thinking?

April 01, 2003
What a Gyp!

I've been using that new "Axe" bodyspray/anti-perspirant stuff for a week, and I haven't been molested by a random beautiful woman in an elevator even once.

Somebody's getting sued.


Maybe you're not getting on the right elevators.

Posted by: Mom at April 1, 2003 10:28 PM

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Posted by: Russell at April 3, 2003 02:58 PM

I'm sorry, I still can't get over the astoundingly dim-witted commenting of April 3. Perhaps I put it best after all...

"Sit and spin, fuckboat."

Posted by: Sekimori at April 3, 2003 05:48 PM

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Posted by: Russell at April 4, 2003 03:53 PM

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Posted by: Russell at April 4, 2003 04:05 PM

Hey, Eurotrash, I've got that tattooed on my ass.

Desperately need attention, do you? Mother didn't breast feed you quite as far into your 30s as you would have liked? Ah, too bad. Maybe you'll find meaning and validation trolling the comments on the blogs of people you don't know. Pip, pip, second-rater.

Posted by: Sekimori at April 4, 2003 04:42 PM

Goodbye, Russell.

Posted by: David at April 5, 2003 12:35 PM

Maybe you should try a personality transplant instead?

Posted by: Scone at April 5, 2003 06:14 PM

Listen, cupcake,

Everyone who comments here does so by my leave. My limits are generous yet capricious. Don't like it? Don't comment.

Besides, I publicly declared myself to be an asshole long ago. I've come to accept and even enjoy it. Deal with it or go away. It's all the same to me.

Posted by: David at April 5, 2003 11:37 PM

Meanwhile - Was this blog black-on-gray the last time I looked?! Ugh.

Posted by: Anton Sherwood at April 6, 2003 02:59 PM

well...uhm...I love that stuff - can I stalk you??

Posted by: djane at April 7, 2003 07:36 PM

Hey, at least she asked nicely...

Posted by: Sekimori at April 7, 2003 11:12 PM

Glad to see the intellectual depths continued to be plumbed in my absence ;+)

Quite happy to accept you as an asshole, David -- that much you make blatantly obvious.

Didn't think it would stretch to a la-la-la-can't-hear-you policy, tho.... obviously taking a lead from your country's mainstream media, eh?

Best get my coat...

Posted by: Russell at April 9, 2003 04:27 PM

Russell, why do you insist on hanging out in places where the population considers you a complete ass? You're like Charlie Brown's teacher at this point: "Wah wah waah wah waah wah wah wah."

Go peddle your stupidity elsewhere.

Posted by: Sekimori at April 9, 2003 05:14 PM

I don't think he's an ass.

The guy might have a point. Unfortunately we can't read it because, while you're happy to publish your opinions to the world, you're obviously not happy to hear those of your readers. Kinda rings a bigger bell, don't it?

Posted by: Another Euro troller at April 10, 2003 04:36 AM

I read every comment. Some, I choose not to display.

Besides, the comments I deleted from this post had absolutely nothing to do with the subject of the post. I'm a long-time Usenet user, and I've seen the damage an off-topic flame war can cause. Or an on-topic flame war, for that matter.

When the discourse proceeds from argument to abuse, expect to be removed. It's just that simple.

Posted by: David at April 10, 2003 09:50 AM